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Drunk-Buying on QVC?

September 12, 2009 at 3:13 PM Leave a comment

Ready?  Check out this totally fake bracelet which can be yours — an “original retail value” of  $235.00 — for only — only $169.50:

It’s a “hot spot pave” bracelet:  “round clear crystals” (i.e. no diamonds), “silvertone settings (no silver), “goldtone collars” (no gold), “black epoxy enamel spots” (no onyx) and “eyes that glow with marquise-shaped red crystals” (no rubies).

Again, yours for only — only – $169.50!

Want more?

Try this “Neck Therapy” cream at 2 oz. for — heh, take another drink — $95.00!

I swear.  I think QVC deliberately puts expensive products like these up for sale late at night, banking on people having had too much to drink thus losing their ability to think straight.

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