Say It Ain't So Already

You’re Kidding — Toilet Paper With Lotion?

November 8, 2009 at 8:21 PM Leave a comment

.  Mr. SayItAin’tSoAlready usually does the grocery shopping but he wanted to rake leaves in the backyard today so I went instead.  Couldn’t believe it when I saw a display of toilet paper with lotion?

Expect an epidemic of people with zits on their butts.  (And my God.  We are so spoiled!  We already have really, really soft toilet paper.  What do they use in the Amazon or in Africa or China or Siberia?  Not only that, but I’m willing to bet that the chemicals in the “lotion” aren’t regulated.  The chemicals in cosmetics aren’t, so it would stand to reason that the “lotion” in toilet paper isn’t either.  So thirty years from now we have an epidemic of anal cancer?  And how does this evolve?  Will toilet paper with hemorrhoid cream be next big thing? (Hey, I should patent that.))

Oh, and BTW, I couldn’t believe how much Christmas stuff was on display. Is it Christmas already?  (Oh God.  I shouldn’t have said that.  Someone’s going to accuse me of starting a war –on you know what.)

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