Archive for December 27, 2009
CNN Fail. Or, Thank God for Terror Attacks
CNN spent roughly three hours freaking out today — and terrorizing us — on pure speculation regarding what was going on with a second “terror attack” on a plane bound from Amsterdam to Detroit.
Turns out the terrorist poor passenger, who spent “more than an hour” in the bathroom, had “stomach problems” which I think we can safely translate into diarrhea.
What would you do if someone dragged you from a bathroom when you were suffering from diarrhea, on an airplane no less?
(P.S. My sense is that CNN couldn’t be happier for both of the events in Detroit. It was looking at a very long and dry weekend repeating the story about how the woman pulled the Pope to the floor during midnight mass in Rome on Christmas Eve.)
