Petition: Appoint George W. Bush Ambassador to Iraq
In a perfect world George W. Bush would be in prison for war crimes but I would settle for this: From the White House’s petition site:
Nominate former President George W. Bush respectfully be named the next U.S. Ambassador to the country of Iraq.
In the best interest of both Nations, we the undersigned, respectfully request that Former President George W. Bush be nominated for the position of U.S. Ambassador to the Nation of Iraq. Said position should include all rights and responsibilities of the Ambassador, including residence in the country in which they are representing the interests of the United States.
And make it for life.