The Most Narcissistic, Bird-Brained Post Ever Written About War
I wish this was from The Onion, but it isn’t. It’s from The Times of Israel. Unbelievable.
Does this war make me look fat?
Try as may, I cannot stop rockets with M&M’s. Hershey’s syrup doesn’t stop the sound of booms, Cocoa Pebbles don’t stop sirens, and chocolate, glory be thy name, doesn’t stop war. I have tried in earnest to employ all of these methods and alas, Operation Tzuk Eitan [Operation “Protective Edge”] is still in full swing. My name is Rachel and I am a chocoholic.
It is comforting to know that I am not fighting this Battle of the Bulge alone. In a recent and very unscientific Facebook survey a friend polled her community by asking, “Eating more or eating less because of the “situation”?”
The answers varied, but most came to the conclusion that war is bad for your waistline.
I kid you not. Read the whole pitiful thing here.
P.S. No offense meant to birds by the title.